A three-legged shark in blue Nikes who appears only when the moon is slightly disappointed in you. He doesn’t swim — he slides through airwaves, chanting “tralalero tralala” like a cursed ringtone from 2007. Scientists fear him. Pigeons hate him. You will never outrun him.

Trallallero Trallallà, porco Dio e porco Allah . Ero con il mio fottuto figlio Merdardo a giocare a Fortnite, quando a un punto arriva mia nonna, Ornella Leccacapella, a avvisarci che quello stronzo di Burger ci aveva invitato a cena per mangiare un purè di cazzi.

Information

• Date of Birth: 893 AD
• Height: 1.3 metres (4’2 ft)
• Weight: 126kg
• Last Name: Tralala
• Favorite Food: Fish and KFC.
• Habitat: Mother Forest, Sahura
• Occupation: Fortnite Pro
• Motivation: Los Tralaleritos
• Dream: Become warrior of Planet Sahura to summon Muammar Gaddaffi back to life
• Enemies: Bombardiro Crocodillo
• Favorite Game: Fortnite
• Gender: Male
• Species: Shark with shoes